REVIVE

 

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 Sample packs are FREE with the purchase of each bottle of GRIND.

 

Each sample pack contains 12 capsules of our upcoming product, REVIVE.

 This gives you 1-6 nights to party, depending on your bodyweight.

 Buy one bottle, get one sample pack.

 Buy 5 bottle, get 5 sample packs.

 Drinking to excess or having a hangover is not necessary to benefit from this product.

 You will still feel amazing utilizing these with moderate alcohol intake.

 

 

Let's go over a crash course in hangovers.

There's a ton of information, science, and proof we could spew all over your screen, but we'll keep this short for now.

​What causes a hangover?

​1. Dehydration.  This one is easily solved.  Drink water or another beverage of your choice.

​2. Low Blood Sugar.  This one is easily solved too.  Eat some good food.  We recommend some delicious greasy comfort food before bed, and/or the next day, but this part is up to you.

​3. Acetaldehyde Build-up.  This one is more complicated, most important, most severe, and not easily solved.  Acetaldehyde is an extremely toxic compound which is formed as the liver breaks down alcohol. It is estimated to be 20 - 30 times more toxic than alcohol itself, and causes the classic hangover symptoms including headaches, nausea, sensitivity to light and sound, and basically not wanting to do a damn thing all day.

​Eliminating this requires a shit load of time, massive amounts of nutrients, and other healthy stuff that no one wants to do after they have partied their ass off.

 

HOW DO WE HELP?

We solve number 3 with one easy fix.

You can't.

You can try.

But it would require a truck load of fruits, vegetables, and other exotic shit that no one really wants to go out and buy at the super ultra organic food store, instead of sitting on the couch watching football, saving money for the next beer run.

Yes.  We get it.  You could just claim your tolerance is so awesome and that you're such a badass that you don't get hangovers, or simply continuing to drink is the best way to handle feeling shitty.

That's cool.  We've done that.

But our job is to make you feel good.

There's no point in settling to feel like poo when you don't have to.

 

DOES THIS PILL ACTUALLY WORK?

Yes.

Seriously, just like GRIND, why would we spend money to manufacture something, offer it to the public, AND offer a Moneyback Guarantee, if it didn't work?

If we were in the business of selling crap, we'd have more than two products.

 

ARE THERE OTHER HANGOVER CURE PRODUCTS?

Yes.

But they pretty much suck.

Why?

1. Most use an extremely limited number of ingredients in the form of a few vitamins and substances intended to detox the liver.  If you are trying to detox the liver, the damage is already done.

Our ingredient list is massive.  And awesome.  We have a highly concentrated supply of fruits, vegetables, and all that other exotic shit mentioned above.

2. Some products are in the form of beverages.  Perhaps our mindset is different, but who really wants to pre-treat their pre-game with more unnecessary liquid, or end their night with some disgusting peach-flavored drink that will probably make them vomit?

We give you capsules.  Take them before bed.  They're even specifically colored to be highly visible, in case your vision is impaired more than you expected.

3. Some products are designed to be taken prior to drinking, and increase your chances of NOT getting buzzed, drunk, or reversing whatever reason you had to consume your fun.  We probably don't need to explain why reversing the effects of alcohol beforehand is slightly stupid.

4. Some products are designed to be taken according to how many drinks you plan to have, or have had.

OK.  Really.  Who PLANS out how many drinks they are going to have, or wants to try to remember how many they did have?

5. Products that actually do have good ingredients, don't have enough.

Dihydromyricetin.  This is the game changer and major player.  It's a compound found in Hovenia Dulcis, which comes from the Oriental Raisen Tree.  There's a massive amount of science behind this one, but it essentially does everything you are not able to do to cure a hangover.  And it works fast.  No other company uses enough, or doses it in the proper amount.  Why?  It's extremely expensive.  We put performance over profit.  It's as simple as that.

 

So without a bunch more bla bla bla, here's what's in it.

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 Each sample pack contains 12 capsules of our upcoming product, REVIVE.

This gives you 1-6 nights to party, depending on your bodyweight.

Sample packs are FREE with the purchase of each bottle of GRIND.

Buy one bottle, get one sample pack.

Buy 5 bottle, get 5 sample packs.

 

Drinking to excess or having a hangover is not necessary to benefit from this product.

You will still feel amazing utilizing these with moderate alcohol intake.

 

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